Kickball and a Party!

So week five came and went like all other weeks except for one exception: A big ol' party!

The kickball in week 5 taught Your Team Sucks and important lesson: the only thing the Godless Whores are looser with than their morals is the WAKA Rulebook.

Besides having no less than 4 unregistered players, (A couple of whom I'm pretty sure no one on the team actually knew before the game and at least one was imported from Europe) their kicking order was in shambles, they had several issues with having enough people on the field, taking too many bases on an overthrow, they bribed the refs and Your Team Sucks members with drinks (Luke still owes Nick B a drink, there was a no beer rule) not to complain about calls, and there was this one incident where there were two guys in the kicking box at the same time! Who knew they were into Guy-Guy stuff??? This definitely was a load of sloppy Whore action.

Completely confused by the Godless Whore shenanigans, and also lacking motivation due to not having their Jell-o shot incentive program in place that week, Your Team Sucks suffered a horrible loss of 1 (+6 cheat runs) to zero.

I do believe Your Team sucks has to be in the running for worst ever Run Margin. What are we? -23?

The Big-E award this week goes to Nick B, for thinking that someone other than him might actually bring jell-o shots that week. The KY Slick Move award goes Regis for looking slick in that shirt.

The postgame was ruled by Your Teams Sucks like usual however. As per usual we dominated the flip cup table. Our domination was so complete, that even President Amy was to scared to play us after losing to Nick one on one, that she had to form a splinter group at different tables. The Big-E of the post-game goes to Mike B who decided it would be a good idea to tear apart Carlie's Flip-Cup. The KY slick move of the Post-Game goes to Carlie for dumping Mike's Beer in his Crotch.

You just can't beat the power of the darkside...

...unless they've been drinking for 4 hours straight.

That brings us to the Mid season Parties.

The Warm up party on Friday night was mellow. Huge props to the Your Team Sucks members who made it to the part and also Loren and Florian (sp?) from the Godless Whores who showed up as well.

The Real Mid Season Party was a good time. Your Team Sucks showed who the real drinkers are in the Twin Cities WAKA Division, by having no less than 6 people in attendance by 5pm. No other team had that many representatives until after 8. SLACKERS!

The Darkside showed a crack in their Flip-Cup dominance however. The Nuck Futs team Lost in the finals to a Mutt team of LMP and URR members. This may have had to do with the fact that three of the four Nuck Futs team members had been drinking since 4:30. Just maybe.

The Big-e Award for the Mid Season Parties goes to Seppie, for his team losing in the first round for the Flip cup tourney, and then also reversing a crucial win for his teammates on the Nuck Futs. A second Big-E goes out to whoever that guy was that brought his 17 year old Girlfriend to the Mid Season Warm Up party. The KY slick move goes to everyone who attended. Way to drink for the kids!